Twitter Miss California? You Bet I Would!

America was ROCKED this week as only a beauty pageant can rock it after Miss California told Miss USA judge, and fabulously gaytastic blogger Perez Hilton

We live in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage and, you know what, in my country and my family I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman.

Harsh words to hear, indeed. To find out what the people thought of this completely newsworthy fiasco we turned to a place where intellectualism, rationality, and excellent grammar reign supreme: Twitter.

Tweets from the Miss CA Lovers (but not gay lovers)

jedecker says:
God bless Carrie Prejean , Miss California for standing up for Biblical truth. She was set up and trashed by a vicious, gay sniper
He shot her with a rainbow out his ass.

hunter30ott6 Says:

You go Miss California!!! Stand by your guns!!!
Hunter is of course referring to the firearm portion of the pageant.

schotline:
Miss California Could Sue Militant Homo for Discrimination, Legal Analyst Says
You think the legal analyst actually referred to Perez Hilton as a ‘Militant Homo’? If he did, I feel like maybe Miss California shouldn’t take legal advice from that Analyst.

Tweets from the Miss CA Haters

caitlynnx says to perezhilton
we’re talking about you and miss california in social studies. just know there are plenty of people on your side!
I don’t know what’s more disturbing, that our teachers are bringing this topic up in class as if it were actually news or that 4th graders are on Twitter consoling Perez Hilton.

Ashlee_Cunt Says
Dumped and Derogitory. All in favour of horse whipping Miss California tweet with me. *Tweet*
Comment: Remember when the word ‘tweat’ was simply the noise that birdies made and not a rallying cry for horse whippings? Neither do I.

fragolina82 Says
Miss California believes in “opposite marriage,” which I believe is a sacred union between Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat.
Comment: Agreed.

Tweets from… um. is that English?

boticapop Says

anoche hubiera sido una velada terrible si no fuera por la matinée del perez hilton y la miss california. ay los gringos…

I have no idea what Boticapop is saying, but I’m pretty sure he/she called Miss California a manatee, and sighing, called the rest of the American public the endearing Mexican term: Gringos.

pai_yottin Says

how miss california. is she still dont like same sex marriage. u know what good to do to her. put in a island alone. with dianosaur

It just goes to show you that sometimes it takes an illiterate foreigner to articulate what the rest of us are feeling in our hearts. with dinosaur

lxixaxmx: says to perezhilton

wud u be able for ur one MISS CALIFORNIA sayin that now fuckin wench.lmfao i guess she had to get famous some how… aye p …

I understood more of the Spanish one.

AKA_Spike Says

Miss California, This is just a fairy tale about a beautiful honest princess and the ugly fairy from the west. We need to save the princess!

Wait. … which one is the Princess?

Tweets from Retarded Children

mileycyrus@perezhilton:
i am a christian and i love you - gay or not. BECAUSE you are no different that anyone else! we are all gods children! i am not saying this so would be nice on your site (though that would be nice jk;) but because the LORD has spoken “love cuz god loves”
I don’t think that’s a direct quote. The correct direct quote is as follows:

“love cuz god loves. with dinosaur”

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